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From The Bastard Operator From Hell...
'You know, falsifying a glowing reference for a chunk of human deadwood so they get a better job and leave the company.'
'Are you sure that's... uh... entirely... ethical?' the Boss asks.
'Yeah, course it is,' I say, hanging up.
'How?'
'If a prospective employer is stupid enough to believe the current employer when they're poaching staff they deserve everything they get.'
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