Happy Birthday to Me
Today I get to feel old. I'll be
celebrating on Saturday.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
-- Herbert Asquith
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
-- Larry Lorenzoni
To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.
-- Samuel Beckett
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
-- Unknown
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
-- Chili Davis
- shadowfoot,
