Speeding down a country road
I just received this topical joke.
Helen Clark and her driver were speeding on a country road when a cow appeared in their path. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The cow was killed. "Go to that farmhouse and tell them what's happened," said Helen.
Two hours later the driver staggered back to the car his clothes in disarray "What happened?" asked Helen.
"The farmer gave me beer, his wife gave me cigars and their daughter made passionate love to me."
"My goodness, man, what did you say to them?" asked Helen.
"I said I was Helen Clark's driver, and I'd just killed the cow."
- shadowfoot,
